Where does the tour depart from?

This is flexible depending on where everyone is coming from, but as the tour focuses on LA’s east side, I like to start between Hollywood and downtown.

When does it start and end?

We start at 3pm and end after dinner, but tours optionally (and frequently) run longer depending on everyone’s energy level. Remember, it’s a marathon, not a race. 

Is transportation included?

For the most part, yes. Some stops are close enough that walking makes more sense then driving, so there will be some walking. 

What is and isn’t included as far as food and drink?

I take care of bites and drinks at one stop. We usually do dinner somewhere which is split evenly between the host and the guests.

Should I eat before the tour?

Come ready to eat but not famished. There will be food at most of our stops but our first destination is a good 30 minutes away. How much you eat beforehand will impact how much you eat during our time together, and I do want you to eat while we are out. Los Angeles is a world class food city (yes, I said it) and I want you to experience this first hand, so don’t have too big a breakfast.

Where exactly are we going?

Now if I told you that it would ruin the surprise. Besides, the tour will vary depending on everyone’s taste. I’m vague so I can change the direction of the tour to suit the group. 

What should I wear?

Smart casual. No shorts or sandals but everything north of there should be fine. There will be some walking so wear appropriate footwear (not heels).

Do I need a mask/a negative test/my vax card?

At this time you do not need any of these at our destinations. Unfortunately, this is subject to change without notice.  It doesn’t hurt to have a mask just in case, and in the event we can’t get into a place for any reason, we’ll improvise.

Is it possible I may be exposed to Covid on your tour?

There is an inherent risk of exposure to COVID-19 anywhere people are present. For more information see the Guest Release and Waiver.

What if I need to reschedule/cancel?

If you need to reschedule contact me via email ASAP and I will do everything I can to accommodate you. Cancellations at least two weeks away from the reservation will receive a full refund. I can’t guarantee refunds after that but contact me and we’ll work something out. No shows will not be eligible for refunds, credits or reschedules. Stay on top of your sh**, people.

I’m not a big drinker.

This isn’t really a question, but rest assured, you don’t need to drink a lot to enjoy this. In fact, you don’t have to drink at all. You’re seeing the city in the raw. Alcohol arguably helps (I like alcohol), but is not necessary.

I’m vegetarian/don’t do gluten.

Also not a question but I see where you’re going. I’m not going to lie, I can’t guarantee accommodation of dietary restrictions of any kind, and for that I am sorry. The focus of the tour is on bars anyway, and alcohol is almost always vegan so you’ll have a good time regardless, as long as you eat beforehand.

This sounds a little sketchy. Is everything on the tour legal?

Yes, and I stay away from strip clubs and the like as well. As food and drink binges go, this one is pretty family friendly, as long as everyone in your family is over 21.

I’m still not sure if your tour is for me.

What I find myself telling people most often is if you eat at McDonald’s when you travel, this probably isn’t for you. Hope this helps.